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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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