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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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