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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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