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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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