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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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