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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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