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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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