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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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