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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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