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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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