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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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