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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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