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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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