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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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