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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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