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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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