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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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