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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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