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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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