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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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