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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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