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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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