Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

1961
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

760
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

1312
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

2443
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

2736
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

1639
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

1523
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

830
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

1162
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

1174
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

2612