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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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