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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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