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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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