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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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