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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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