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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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