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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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