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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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