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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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