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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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