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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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