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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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