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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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