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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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