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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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