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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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