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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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