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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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