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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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