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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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