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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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