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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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