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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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