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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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