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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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