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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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