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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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