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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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