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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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