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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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