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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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