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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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